#5564: some attempt
Over a 13-month period in the late 1980s, [Pervert Dave] killed two people. One was a guy known as Wheelchair Skip, an amputee roommate in Inglis he shot six times during an argument over money.
Six months earlier, [Wheelchair Skip] had fired a sawed-off shotgun at an imaginary intruder, instead hitting a 5-year-old girl in the face; she was not seriously injured.
Though [Pervert Dave] never had children, he married at least three times, including a short-lived marriage to a 17-year-old when he was 32. (While this seems to be a potential source for Pervert, friends say he was given the name much earlier in life.)
He was adept at engraving images into wood, including a skeleton riding a motorcycle.
My neighbors don’t LOVE my parties.
"the war will not be won with words but with guns, bombs, and bats with nails in them that look a lot like cocks" -patton
- Univ final presentation
- Arts491 final presentation
- Chinese History research paper
- that other chinese history paper
- oh shit that univ paper that was due a bazillion years ago but i need to hand in at some point so i can graduate
- Expanded Cinema research paper
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I’m in the hospital. My dick ruined 4 20 day. End transmission.